FALWELL IS DEAD

FALWELL

Jerry Falwell, the religous leader who founded the moral majority in the 1980s and a very polarizing individual has passed away. Falwell always seemed to be in the middle of controversial issues. He even attacked kids shows like Teletubbies and Spongebob Square pants. He claimed one of the Teletubbies, Tinki-Winki, was gay because he carries a bag around. He also claimed that Sponge Bob Square pants is gay because he hangs around with Patrick Star, the starfish. But anyone who has actually watched Spongebob, and yes I do, they know that Spongebob has a girlfriend, Sandy Squirrel. Falwell couldn't find any real person to attack, so he took on cartoons and kid shows. He even had the nerve to say that they 9/11 attacks were because the US tolerates gays, people who have abortions and other ideas he didn't like. With him gone there won't be anyone to come up with these crazy ideas.