Sunday, September 30, 2007

MAN LIVED WITH DEAD ROOMMATE'S BODY A MONTH

BODY

David Morse, 40, waited a month to report his 86 yr old roommate's death while he cleaned out the roommates bank account and cashed his checks. The reason he didn't report the death is because he had an active warrant for his arrest for non-payment of child support. So far the roommate's death is under investigation.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

SIX DIE FROM A BRAIN EATING AMEOBA AFTER SWIMING IN LAIKE

BRAIN EATING MICRO-ORGANISM

Six young men have died after swimming in Lake Havasu, near Phoenix, AZ. What killed them was a single cell organism that lives in lakes, ponds, swimming pools that haven't been maintained well. It enters the boy through the nose or other opening and makes its way to the brain, which it feeds on.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

U. OF WISSCONSIN SECURITY LOOK FOR SUICIDAL GUNMAN

GUNMAN

The University has been receiving calls from a suicidal man who they believe doesn't really want to shoot anyone but is trying to provoke the police into shooting him.

Jesse Miller, 19, has a history of mental illness and was on a work release program after serving most of an armed robbery conviction.

He made a call to the police on Tuesday that he was on the parking deck of the hospital and was going to shoot anyone who came near him. He also called ina bomb threat to the hospital on campus.

The police really believe that he is trying to provoke a suicide by cop.

Monday, September 24, 2007

BEAKED WHALES ARE AFFECTED BY SONAR TEST

WHALES

There is a small group of whales that have been shown to be effected by sonar tests. Beaked whale have been shown to be more sensitive to such after. After a series of tests by the Navy, some beaked whales washed a shore and they were shown to have bleeding around the brain.

Beaked whales dive deeper than most others whales and that may be the reason that they are more sensitive to mid range sonar.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

BENT ARROW, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ON AUG. 29

MIS-STEPS

It turns out that the B-52 that flew from Minot AFB with nuclear missiles was supposed to be carrying some obsolete missiles to be destroyed. The problems began at the storage locker where conventional missiles were stored with nuclear ones. The second was that the ordinance handlers didn't notice the nuclear labels on half the missiles the pulled to be loaded or even during the loading process. The pilot made the mistake of signing off on everything without doing a "walk around" which most pilots do, to check if the missiles are secured, check for any damage to the plane and if its clear to move it.

It took almost 24hrs before the mistakes were noticed.

SHE MAY GO TO MIT, BUT SHE'S NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER

SHIRT

A student from MIT was wearing a hooded sweatshirt with a plastic circuit board with some different color LEDS on it and a battery, She walked up to the information counter at Logan Airport to check on an incoming flight when the lady behind the counter notified security. Shorty, the student was surrounded by security cops with guns drawn.

The student, Star Simpson, said the device was something all the electrical engineering majors were wearing during the week when prespective employers were on campus during career week.

RALLIES- CON'T

Dennis said...

It's a way to keep Jesse and Al in power

Yeah but who would hold rallies if there were six "good ole boys" beat up a black kid. There would be a lynch mob waiting to hang them, but all because 4oo years ago, Africans were brought here to be slaves, black can get away with anything.